Doing AW‘s Blog chain again this month. Loads of fun.
This month’s prompt:
Dialogue OnlyMake a post that is only back-and-forth dialogue, with no description or tags. As always, it may be fiction or nonfiction, prose or poetry, or any other form you care to use. If you want an additional prompt for your dialogue, you can use Wrong Place, Right Time,” but this is strictly optional.
Instructions:
Simply post your blog’s URL in this thread to join. Each post should be less than 1000 words if possible. Read and comment on other participants’ posts if you possibly can–they’ll be doing the same for you!
Dialogue Only
“Oh my god. That feel so good.”
“Does it?”
“Yes. Yes it does. I didn’t think that I would like it so much.”
“Don’t think I’m not laughing at you. I told you would like it, if you just gave it a chance.”
“You were so right.”
“Can I mark today down in my calendar as the day hell froze over?”
“You are so not funny even if you were right. No need to be smug about it, you know.”
“I’m not being smug about it. I’m just being right. For once.”
“Laughing at me isn’t helping get you out of hot water, mister.”
“No. But it is making me feel better all the way around.”
“Oh god. That’s it. That’s the spot.”
“Right there?”
“Yes. Now a little to the left. Yeeeessss, perfect. Just right there.”
“Oh, I can feel it. It feels really tight.”
“Totally. But if you keep rubbing it, maybe that’ll change.”
“I like all those little moans you make. And every once in a while you squeak like those dog toys they have at the supermarket.”
“Are you saying that you like girls who squeak?”
“No. I’m saying that I like it when you squeak.”
“Oh. Well that’s okay then.”
“I should hope so.”
“No need to be dickish is there?”
“Other than I want to be dickish? Probably not.”
“Jeez, you can be really frustrating.”
“You think I’m the one who’s frustrating? Seriously?”
“Yes, seriously. Didn’t I just say that?”
“Well, yeah. But I don’t see how you can think that. I mean, of the two of us, you are the more frustrating.”
“Says who? Did you take a poll at the local supermarket? You know, when you checked out the doggie squeak toys?”
“Um no. I just know. It’s my superior intellect brought on by me having a dick.”
“Oh using you and dick in a sentence is something I can so get behind.”
“Are you sure you want to taunt me when I have you in such a vulnerable position?”
“Oh yeah. Maybe I need to rethink my strategy on that.”
“Oh now, we’re going to be nice.”
“Well yeah. You just pointed out my precarious situation. I’m not a stupid girl. I know when to hold ‘em, when to fold ‘em and definitely when to shut up.”
“Perhaps you can decide to shut up now so I can finish?”
“I could. But where is the fun in that?”
“Are you trying to make me miss my stride?”
“You have a stride going on? How’d I miss that?”
“Obviously when you wouldn’t shut up and let me get on with it.”
“Okay man with the magic hands. Do your worst. Better yet, do your best. Get on with it.”
“I’m trying.”
“Try harder.”
“I’m going to need headphones if you keep this up.”
“Why?”
“Because I can’t concentrate.”
“You need to concentrate to finish this?”
“Only if you want me at my best.”
“I always want you. At your best. At your worst. All the time.”
“Now you decide to be sweet?”
“I’m always sweet.”
“Really?”
“Yes, really. And if you do a really really good job, I’ll show you just how sweet I can be.”
“Well, that’s some incentive.”
“True.”
“Almost done. It’s not suppose to hurt. Well, not too much anyway. Let me know if I hurt you, okay?”
“I will… oh sweet baby jesus, that is fabulous.”
“If your moaning is anything to go by, yes it is.”
“You keep doing that and I’ll keep on moaning.”
“Moaning is good.”
“I thought you liked the squeaking better?”
“Squeaking is cute. Moaning is like a 5 star review.”
“Gotcha.”
“Yes you do. And I’ve got you. My hands seem to really like you.”
“Well that’s good cause my body seems to really like your hands. It’s like a mutual admiration society.”
“I admire your society.”
“Not as much as I admire yours.”
“Almost finished.”
“Really?”
“I’m not ready for you to be done.”
“I don’t have anything else left. You’ve sapped my strength with all your tightness.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, oh.”
“Is it my turn?”
“To do me?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, in that case. Yes it is.”
“Okay. Turn over and I’ll get some oil.”
“Don’t use too much. We don’t want a huge wet spot on the sheets.”
“I got this. This isn’t my first rodeo, you know.”
“Okay. I’m ready.”
“T minus 2. I’m almost ready as well.”
“I can’t wait.”
“Now it’s my turn to make you moan.”
“I like this taking turns business.”
“I just bet you do.”
“We should do this more often.”
“Next time, let’s try a simultaneous mutual massage session.”
“I’m game.”
“Awesome. Now shut up and let me get down to business.”
“Alright. Shutting up now.”
“Not really shutting up if you’re still talking.”
“Oh my god. That feel so good.”
Here are some of the other participants blog links. Check them out if you have the time or inclination.
Participants and posts:
orion_mk3 – http://nonexistentbooks.wordpress.com (link to post)
Ralph Pines – http://ralfast.wordpress.com/ (link to post)
articshark – http://www.drslaten.com/blog (link to post) <——————- you are here
pyrosama – http://matrix-hole.blogspot.com/ (link to post)
Sudo_One – http://sudoone.wordpress.com/ (link to post)
Nissie – http://www.rinchupeco.com/ (link to post)
Angyl78 – http://jelyzabeth.wordpress.com/ (link to post)
Lady Cat – http://randomwriterlythoughts.blogspot.ca/ (link to post)
U2Girl – http://ancatdubh.org/ (link to post)
MsLaylaCakes – http://www.taraquan.com/ (link to post)
SuzanneSeese – http://www.viewofsue.blogspot.com/ (link to post)
LanaK – http://lanaketrick.blogspot.com/ (link to post)
in_one – http://quirkythomas.blogspot.com/ (link to post)
